I want to know: if I am in Beijing, and Eliezer is there, and Rick is there, and we want to go see the Great Wall (of China!) and it is November and none of us speak any Mandarin and we are not good at standard tourist things because we get cranky, what is our best bet? I want to know.
It will be a story like this: this Panamanian-resident German, this Venezuelan, and this German who identifies as Canadian wanted to go to the Wall...
How do I complete? If you can continue the story, email me. Otherwise, check back here for hilarious misadventures in China soon.